What's the best way to catch a tame rabbit?

Answer: The tame way, unique up on him

How are rabbits like calculators?

Answer: They can multiply real fast

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Answer: Look for gray hares

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

Answer: A funny bunny!

What is a rabbit's favorite dance?

Answer: The bunny hop

What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?

Answer: A dumb bunny

What kind of books do rabbits read?

Answer: The ones with hoppy endings!

What do you call a rabbit that has fleas?

Answer: Bugs Bunny

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?

Answer: Did you ever see a rabbit with glasses?

Did you hear?
The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery

The Rabbit And Snake

A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap.

When the snake remarked that he had been blind since birth, and thus should be given additional leeway, the rabbit said that he, too, had been blind since birth. The two animals then forgot about the collision and began commiserating concerning the problems of being blind.

The snake said that his greatest regret was the loss of his identity. He had never been able to see his reflection in the water, and for that reason did not know exactly what he looked like, or even what he was. The rabbit declared that he had the same problem. Seeing a way that they could help each other, the rabbit proposed that one feel the other from head to toe, and then try to describe what the other animal was.

The snake agreed, and started by winding himself around the rabbit. After a few moments, he announced, "You've got very soft, fuzzy fur, long ears, big rear feet, and a little fuzzy ball for a tail. I think that you must be a bunny rabbit!"

The rabbit was much relieved to find his identity, and proceeded to return the favor to the snake. After feeling about the snake's body for a few minutes, he asserted, "Well, you're scaly, you're slimy, you've got beady little eyes, you squirm and slither all the time, and you've got a forked tongue. I think you're a lawyer!"